make the first move, you beautiful punk

i-was-once-a–tortoise:

everything about this is fucking hilarious. i’m sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isn’t helping.

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intrepid-moose:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

fact: today is the 94th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

fact: today is the 98th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

fact: today is the 99th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

HAPPY CENTENNIAL, BOSTON MOLASSES DISASTER.

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positive-memes:

I threw it back into the ocean

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speakernancypelosi:

shesnake:

The Princess Diaries (2001) dir. Garry Marshall

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hahababbab:

barbie: princess and the pauper is the reason i’m gay

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deatheatspicklechips:

uppestoftownchics:

tastefullyoffensive:

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The balls to try and pull that off with the professor of criminology, though.

You can tell which one’s really from a professor because the fake one has that professional sign off and the real ones end in “Sent from my iPhone”

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via wonderfullywicked)

beggars-opera:

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

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pipermccloud:

marathon16:

tomsbookitten:

writergrrrl29:

sixpenceee:

The Cobweb Hotel is an unsettling childrens’ cartoon that will leave you feeling unnerved. An evil spider traps traveling flies and bugs in his lair with the promise of escape and hospitality and then ensnares the poor, screaming little creatures in his webs, saving them to be devoured by his drooling maw later. But when a newly-wed fly couple come to seal their deal, the spider may just have met his match. (Source)

I love these weird, creepy, old cartoons.

I had an entire VHS of weird and creepy old cartoons when I was a kid. This was one of them.

Awesome

I REMEMBER THIS CARTOON

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nastyxnate69:

iashvee:

warbutt:

msnubuddhist:

screengeniuz:

the-movemnt:

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

😂

❤️

pls let this be the start of a trend

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

I reblogging this just for the fact I want the vibes to be passed on to me and anyone else

Reblogging because…good lord do I need it…

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stardustparker:

reasons i want to be rich

• to randomly fill up people’s entire gofundme’s
  
• to be able to tip a thousand dollars to a stressed server at a restaurant
  
• to give really good gifts for birthdays that arent just gift cards
• to be able to actually afford my real sense of style
• to pay my mom’s bills and debts

reasons i dont want to be rich

• to hoard the entire fucking planet’s resources and kill off the world’s population slowly 
  

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dearpercocet:

striderepiphany:

bisexuael:

i’m begging y’all… PLEASE don’t keep saying shit like hecking in 2019…. just say the fuck word

Hey listen my mom says hecking what do you want her to do?? Say fuck? Huh? You want my mom to say fuck? ?

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lesbriian:

lesbriian:

people are saying “y’all are gonna see a cartoon spider-man in theaters?” like they didn’t say “if i see your kids in the theater for incredibles 2 i’m beating them” a couple months ago

it’s sad because you know these people making fun of another great animated movie will bust a nut when frozen 2 comes out

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too-geek-for-chic:

allteensrelate:

xxno11:

allteensrelate:

follow us for all your favorite relatable posts, from teens for teens!

how do we know you’re not a bunch of creepy 40 year olds?

could a bunch of 40 year olds do this?

Checkmate.

BOOM

(Source: allteenrelates, via thebootydiaries)

fuks:

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